San Francisco Calculator


an act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man’s -n-s.
abe: i was sh-tting pancakes after you gave me that san francisco calculator, blake.

blake: if you don’t stop complaining, i’ll have to use a ti-83 next time.

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