San Francisco Goggles


likened to the adolescent “hairy tea bag”; wearing “san fransico goggles” not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker’s n-ts-ck, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one’s eyesocket is rammed into another man’s -sshole.
after drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)lagavulins, i woke up in a primered el camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed san francisco goggles.

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