San Francisco Smorgasbord


noun & verb; when receiving a bl-w j-b from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
i got a san francisco smorgasbord last night from these 2 c-nts i picked up from the bar!

any of you c-nts hungry for a san francisco smorgasbord?

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