San Francisco Surprise
the act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of c-m on their face.
-nudge- -nudge-
psst… hey megan, wake up! want a san francisco surprise for breakfast? yeah? ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
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the act of santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids. joey: hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you’re not real!? santa: santaception young lad, santaception!
- Santa Tits
br–sts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly. thom: “check out ol’ santa t-ts over there.” saira: “she should have worn a bigger bra!”
- schlotskin
a slang term for foreskin. can also be used to describe he shaft as a whole. “it made the schlotskin tingle”
- Schmagga
an exclamatory remark. it is used in situations to exclaim excitement and often disbelief. pr-nounced: “schmah-gah” schmagga! that dude was carrying $14,000 in cash!
- schweng
to describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has. as the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room