San Gabriel High School
a high school located in san gabriel. consists of asians and hispanics with the occasional lost caucasian thrown into the mix. the feeder schools are mainly garvey intermediate, temple, or baldwin.
rivalry schools change often.
there are way too many freshmen pda’ing everywhere. they need to get their sh-t together.
scratch that. there is way too much pda in general. go get a room, you horndogs.
there are cool teachers there.
the food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.
the girls’ volleyball team has won league too many times to count.
the football team is not too shabby.
the girls’ basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.
there is a nice football field.
most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a d-ck.
the football players think they’re pimps and try to get into every girls’ pants.
the school colors are red and blue.
the mascot is the sghs matadors.
oh, and they’re cooler than mark keppel.
-a typical day at san gabriel high school-
guy: hey babe. i’m a football player.
girl: oh really?
guy: yes. and i’m romantic too.
girl: oooh, read me a poem!
guy: roses are red,
violets are blue,
let’s have s-x.
girl: okay!
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