San Jose Blonde


noun – asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. normally found in san jose, ca. -ssociated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.
dude, did you see that san jose blonde jocking my ride.

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