San Juan Surprise
when one puerto rican b-mps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another puerto rican sticks a finger up your b-tthole and screams “caucau! caucau!” like a bird.
billy bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a san juan surprise.
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