San Mateo High School


san mateo high!!! better known as mateoooo(: well theres not much of a definition besides it being the most amazing spectacular pimp daddy school. its the boss of all the schools. its waaay better then all the other schools known to man. its way cooler then aragon, hillsdale, and burlingame combined. they have the most spirit and the coolest students. the teachers there are amazing and soo is the staff. like waadup(: this is the school that hates on that one school full of white b-tches(cough cough burlingame) and yeaa its just the best school ever and if you dont go there you a loser!!!
kevin:hey what school do you go to?

tom:san mateo high school

kevin:oh your automatically cool…

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