san pellegrino
italian mineral water similar to but of higher quality than perrier.
that san pellegrino is delicious!
a s-xually transmitted disease originating from the sl-ts in the greater dirty-reno nevada area. due to the extremely high daily volume of s-xual intercourse with dirty-reno sl-ts this disease has been quickly spread around the world.
symptoms are: thick and painful (sometimes burning) -n-l leakage, erectile dysfunction, painful urination, abdominal cramping, skin irritation to the genitalia and -n-l areas including but not limited to open soars, rashes, redness, and swelling. other symptoms are dizziness and soar throat.
if you believe you have contracted sp see a physician immediately. thus far there have not been any major advances in finding a cure for sp.
next time wear a rubber jack-ss!
when tony had s-x with joelle the was no surprise when his tiny d-ck contracted san pellegrino. now he has been burning in his nether regions and leaking out the -ss for 3 years.
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