Sand Burglar
any middle-eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.
today i was playing basketball in my driveway. i went to get a drink and when i came back my basketball was missing. i -ssume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.
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