Sand Lizard


an overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. sand lizards are found in nevada, arizona and some parts of the central valley of california. sand lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all sand lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
“gross, look at those sand lizards.”

or the inverse

“hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some sand lizards.”

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