sand lotting
the act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.
jeremy: “do you see that guard over there?”
jessie: “yeah, what about him?”
jeremy: “he is gorgeous, i’m going to sand lot him.”
jessie: “i can’t believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!”
-sand lots the lifeguard.-
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