Sand Panda
an over weight middle eastern h-m-s-xual male
“you see that sand panda in the corner? he is so checking you out.”
the action of sh-tting on a sand-dune and watching the t-rd roll down the sand. this is called a sand-panda. commonly used by australian surfie folk.
“i just stood in a sand-panda! d-mn”
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