Sandalgate


the biggest political scandal since watergate, hence the name.

said scandal occurred when dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to baghdad. during a press conference an iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our president, one at a time. using carefully honed texan lightning reflexes, dubya dodged the “shoe bombs” with a huge grin on his face. hilarity ensued.
sandalgate is also called “shoe-icide attack” or “bush’s boot camp”

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