sandham
a sandham is a large land mammal which lives in and around the newquay area.
it’s name originates from the american army which a sergant major would of been names sandyhamuel. it has developed into what we know today as, sandham.
1. my god! that is a big sandham!
2. to sandham – to waddle.
when a us soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the -ss of sadam’s dead iraqui sc-mbag followers sticking out of the sand. then you put it in a box and send it to france
also known as the stuffed sand ham. upon discovery you pack the -sshole with c4, give it to one of the iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at sadams house in baghdad, or send it to france
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