when you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your b*lls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.
woah, man! check out the sandling drag chute that guy has got going on. he is running so fast!
- bea miller
bea is short for beatrice, she was on the tv show x factor when she was about 12 and got pretty far in the compet*tion. although she didn’t win, she went on and got signed and now has her debut alb*m “this is not an apology” which has a few of the favorites “yes girl” […]
- gentlemans mustard
a spicy alternative to the often-used saying “gentlemans relish” – meaning s*m*n. usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food. “sheila, why are you’re eyes so red?” “oh nothing, it’s just our bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and i was so enamoured with the […]
- big fat c*ck in my r*ct*m
if u look this up ur either g*y or on heroine. man i’m really g*y i could really use a big fat c*ck in my r*ct*m
- teflon idiots
people who think they are clever and believe their incoherent rambling is insightful and factual but to the contrary is lacking in depth or information. these people believe they have always won a debate because they are the last one left in the conversation once everyone else has left out of exasperation filling them with […]