Sandoval
a more common last name than people think. one does not have to look hispanic to have this last name. no, it is not sand(pause pause pause) oval. it’s one word. do not call one with this name an oval in the sand.
john: hi ms. sand-oval how are you today?
ms.sandoval: -slap- boy shut you mouth and learn english.
a hipster italian. he is really tall, has blonde hair and blue eyes. he can be seen usually sporting tight jeans and loose shirts and rides fixies and plays soccer like any other italian. he’s always eating like a fat-ss. is very good looking. is a heart throb at school and can sing very well actually. he always has his camera around his neck, he take photographs all the time. his mom is really hot. he drives a nice car. one of the richest kids at school next to ari simmons and renee guardado. sandoval is very nice to most people, except aziza because he is being a d-ck to her for something she did a year ago. so i guess he holds grudges. he is almost always on the mound with his other white hipsterfriends. sandoval can say things like “fool” or “n-gg-” or “baby gurl” and get away with it, because he isn’t caucasian he is european, and being european i know how cool we are. sandoval is lame because he does not drink or smoke. he always dates the prettiest girls, which all say he is good in bed, but we can’t know for sure. his close friends call him sandy. he is always listening to music, if you’re close enough to him during p-ssing period you’ll hear it is usually rap.
“d-mn did you see sandoval on the mound with all the pretty girls?”
“of course, sandoval always gets the hot chicks.”
“dude sandoval’s pants are a little too tight today”
a person with sandy b-lls.
i have sandovals cuz i went to the beach.
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