sandpaper moments


this is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. the sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the p-n-s, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
these kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of hollywood, birmingham.
“sh-t man i knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that sh-t really f-ckin ripped me up”

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