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- indie snuggles
the indie snuggles is a term used to define a situation in which a man ties his hair into a man-bun, whilst drinking coffee, wearing gl*sses, listening to the kooks on vinyl, all while snuggling up next to a feminist. the other day i walked in on chris and sophia having indie snuggles. 0 0 […]
- pretzel b*tch
someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real b*tch about it. cody was being a real pretzel b*tch at the super bowl party. 0 0 get the mug
- slimey mongrel
you’re a c*ck, but we love you robert you’re such a slimey mongrel sometimes! 0 0 get the mug
a guy with small peanuts and it’s gay add me on kik is legogy are you gay 0 0 get the mug