Sandwich Guy
a vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: s-x and sandwiches. mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, s-x, or food is not being discussed.
woman: i really feel we need to communicate more.
sandwich guy:
woman: i feel like you don’t listen me.
sandwich guy:
sandwich guy:
sandwich guy: time to undress!
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