sandwich lotion


more colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. so-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.
“dude, this sub is pretty good but it’s a little dry. p-ss me the sandwich lotion, yo!”

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