sandwich making workshop
after kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
dave: have your wife make us sandwiches now!
bob: my wife doesn’t make sandwiches.
dave: are you serious? what good is she then? she obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
bob: now that you mention that, your right. what was i thinking?
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