sandy bagel



when you launch s*m*n in a girl’s booty and throw her on the sand. the sand or dirt* then sticks to the released s*m*n and creates a sandy ring or “sandy bagel” around the b*tthole.

*advanced technique: evolves into a dirty or muddy bagel
man 1: hey you remember that h*lla fine girl from that beach party?”

man 2: h*ll yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho”

man 1: long story short…gave that b*tch a sandy bagel!”

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