Sandy Oyster
this is when you are f-cking a fat b-tch on the beach and you think you are f-cking her big fat stinky p-ssy but you are really f-cking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy cr-p and sand.
guy: that was a great f-ck. i have never felt a p-ssy like yours. i always wanted to f-ck a fat b-tch on the beach. like a beached whale!
fat b-tch: i did not feel anything, you were f-cking my sandy oyster.
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