sandy vagitosis
sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. similar to sandgina and p-ssyitus. the disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her v-g-n-. typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. as the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
tim: “hey, dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?”
dane: “nah, man. i have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight.”
tim: “are you alright man? sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis.”
sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. similar to sandgina and p-ssyitus. the disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her v-g-n-. typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. as the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
tim: “hey, dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?”
dane: “nah, man. i have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight.”
tim: “are you alright man? sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis.”
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