Sanford, North Carolina
sanford is the mexico city of north carolina. commonly known as “san-trap” by the local teenagers, it is the number one mexican populated city in the southeast. it is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. the only places to hangout are their b-tchin over sized wal-mart, and san felipe mexican restaurant. the only things you will hear coming from sanford are crimes and tornadoes. the city has two high schools with sh-tty football programs. sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they’ll throw that in your face like it’s some type of accomplishment. for some reason they have 3 mcdonalds, because one wasn’t enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. if you live in “dreamland trailer park” you’re a joke and if you live near washington ave. i’m surprised you’re not dead. overall it’s a sh-tty place to live unless you can rely on wal-mart for everything.
guy 1 – lets go to sanford, north carolina.
guy 2 – im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight
2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! sanford is known for their country b-mpkins and southern hospitality. o and lets not forget the abundance of mexicans. if your from the north and find yourself moving to sanford, i’m sure you will end up in carolina trace with every other last yankee in this town!
i love sanford, north carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.
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