Sangeapism
pr-nounced as “san-jeep-ism”
a elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.
person a: “hey man, i think the tickets to the mets game is sold out. i’m sorry, but maybe next time okay?”
and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:
person b: “i remember how i got interested in the mets.
winters i used to run in flushing corona meadows park, for the fresh air. when i got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation i would wander the whole length of the park, p-ssing shea stadium.
after a few trips i switched to city streets in winter. i got an -n-log-digital blue faced watch so that i wouldn’t stop too long at stores. i used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
at a run to home plate at shea stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, i didn’t ask why. it wasn’t a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
now shea stadium is gone, i don’t know why.”
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