santa beards
the act of two males masturbating feverishly and -j-c-l-t-ng all over each others ball sacks. the resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as “santa beards”.
guy 1 “oh man i was so drunk last night what happened?”
guy 2 “i think we gave each other santa beards.”
guy 1 “that’s why my underwears all stuck together.”
when you skeet in a guy’s beard.
it was christmas eve, so i thought it would be fitting to give this guy a santa beard.
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