Santa Clara, CA
small city in california who thinks they are california. (see definition of egotistical) however in reality they are simply a section of san jose, which is a part of san francisco, which is only bout half of the bay area. which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in california. for this reason, santa clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.
i’m from santa clara, ca. thats why im better than you.
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