Santa Claus That Hoe
a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer sh-t and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some c-m and cookies and spits it on her. the he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.
guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
guy 2: really?
guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
guy 2: wow!
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