santa clause

when you are so deep in her p-ssy for an extended period of time that her c-m dries up creating a beard or win
gino was so deep he be looking like santa clause
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that creepy guy at the mall who pops a b-n-r in your lap when you sit down for a picture you’ll just throw away in 4 months.
ho ho ho…
a man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
“hoe,hoe, hoe!” i hear santa clause calling his b-tches again.
incorrect spelling of santa claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film t-tles.
‘the santa clause’ is a film starring tim allen.
a santa clause is when you shave off your p-b-s, and then save it for later. later once you’re getting head you j-z on the girls face and then throw the p-b-s on her face making it look like santa clause.
the man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.
an imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly ‘climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early christmas’, made by a small child who didn’t want to give his parents credit for buying his new ak-47. an easy way of proving santa clause does not exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. if you can’t, santa clause can’t.
small child: f-ck you mommy. you didn’t pay for my brand new flamethrower. santa clause did you rotten b-tch. stop trying to take credit for what santa clause did you filthy wh-r-!
santa clause: a big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (what do you think he’s hoping to get in return?), that doesn’t sound creepy, just wait, “santa” get little children to sit on his lap, “little people” make his “toys”…
santa clause = pedophile
a stalker of small children.
a pervert of the kids.
a slave driver of the elves.
a thief of the cookies.
a legal immigrant to the world.
a rebel without a cause.
have you ever wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him?
he rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney.
he watches you, everywhere.
him and g-d are bother helpless stalkers.
what do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness?
i say we touch his jolly -ss.
he’s obviously a terrorist.
he isolates his workers so no one from our outside world could know,
that santa has a thing for the b-tt.
unscramble santa.
and you get satan.
santa is the devil.
santa toke over jesus christs birthday.
it’s cause santa is satan.
he even wears satan’s theme color.
red.
also the color of blood.
scared yet?
you should be.
santa clause:: ho ho ho, merry christmas!
kid:: i want a hot wheels toy set!
santa:: i want to show you the toys in my master bedroom that has padlocks on the doors
kid:: yaaay!