Santa Claws
ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
jane: why even bother wrapping those so nicely? the kids are just going to tear them open with their santa claws.
santa claws has a variety of definitions.
a)a tiger forging a letter from the north pole and misspelled santa clauses’ name.
b)the patron saint of claws.
c)santa clauses’ son and heir (will soon become the replacement in a couple hundred years)
1. jimmy: i will soon be coming. sincerely, santa claws.
jimmy: waddaya do that for?
tiger: munch, munch…
2. in switzerland, people often offer flowers and cuticle softeners to santa claws.
3. santa clause: claw, you will have to pick one of the reindeer to be your favorite.
son: dad, what’s that head doing on the top of the sleigh?
santa clause: well, rudolph’s nose still worked even while he was dead…
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