Santa face


when your neighbors cat presses his -ss up against your bas-m-nt window to tell your cat to “come out and play,” he leaves a print of his -ss and b-lls that looks like santas face.
“bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a santa face again. sorry about painting him like a skunk.”

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