Santa hat
when a chick is showing her t-ts and her skin is red from heat rash or just cause she’s weird, and her t-ts look like two upside down triangles with silver dollar nipples on the end and collectively resemble two upside down santa hats.
girl: ” do you guys think i could pose for playboy?”
guy: “no way, you are way too ugly, and besides, your t-ts look like santa hats!”
the act of one f-g jerking off another f-g until his d-ck is really red, and then the red d-ck f-g blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red d-cked f-g’s p-n-s, therefore sort of resembling a santa hat.
ho! ho! ho! there won’t be any cookies this year but there sure as h-ll will be a lot of milk! yum yum yum!
“what do you want for christmas, little joshua?” “i already have my two front teeth, but i would sure like a santa hat!”
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