santaception
the act of santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.
joey: hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you’re not real!?
santa: santaception young lad, santaception!
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a slang term for foreskin. can also be used to describe he shaft as a whole. “it made the schlotskin tingle”
- Schmagga
an exclamatory remark. it is used in situations to exclaim excitement and often disbelief. pr-nounced: “schmah-gah” schmagga! that dude was carrying $14,000 in cash!
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to describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has. as the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room
- Troiler
a trailer, typically for a movie, that shows or reveals key scenes or plot elements, making one’s first full viewing of the film less exciting. mixture of the words “trailer” and “spoiler”. because i saw paranormal activity’s troiler, i already knew the bed sheet would billow up in such the way that it did.