Santana Champaign
legendary guitarists carlos santana’s personal line of premium champaign.
best consumed with burgers, on a nautical vessel, in a bathing suits and water sandals.
its flavor has been described by connoisseur as exceptionally crisp.
take a picture, trick, i’m on a boat, b-tch
we drinking santana champaign cuz its so crisp!
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