Santanello

background:
the word santanello comes from the dark ages of corsapia. the origins of the word are unknown, although, through recent achaeologic discoveries, we have derived a definition of the word.

fact: during the dark times over two thousand years ago, many people would engage in rough physical and s-xual acts to keep warm.

a “santanello” was the dirtiest, most digusting, explicit act to ever be conducted, known to man. people who engaged in “wild santanello s-x” are still unknown. it may have been that peasent and criminals were given harsh santanellos as punishment, yet it is also possible that a santanello was a holy s-xual act only to be conducted by those of royal decent. another possibility is that princes and kings, or other exalted by the communities were chosen to give santanellos to crime offenders.

definition:
a santanello is the engagement of oral s-xual intercourse with an elephant p-n-s, using ones legs to stroke the elephant p-n-s. as one is sucking and stroking the elephant, his human s-x partner is humping his -sshole while pulls on his hair. a third human stands over the “elephant-sucker” (known as elecant-sukori in dark corapsian) and frequently spits on the elephants p-n-s to keep in lubricated. as he spits, he also sh-ts on the elecant-sukori’s face. after he has defecated on the elecant-sukori, the elephant -j-c-l-t-s on top of the feces covered face. the elephant is brought away by the spectators, and the two human s-x parters engage in a tribal dance on the elecant-sukori’s feces and s-m-n covered face. after this is done, the head of the elecant-sukori is shoved into the r-ct-m of the elephant where he must stay for 3 full days. as he stay, in the elephants r-ct-m, they are moved to the town or village square where all the emebers of the society may continue to anonymously engage in -n-l-s-x with the elecant-sukori.
at the end of the 3-day period, ten members of the society are chosen to beat the elcant sukori with their erect p-n-s until he has scars to remeber this act.
stephen: “yo, in acient civilizations cl-ss today, we learned about an ancient s-xual tradition called santanellos, it was disgusting!”

marcus: “i gave your mom a santanello last night b-tch”
a b-tch -ss n-gg- who uses too much gel
“yo that guy over there did her hair up santanello style- it looked like an elephant jacked off onto his har!”