santa’s little helper
homer simpson’s dog.
i love you santa’s little helper.
a hot little booty that works for the ceo
jimmy: did you see the skirt on santa’s little helper?
sunny: man, it’s good to be santa, given her presents and all.
cocaine; santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
i couldn’t feel my face after all that santa’s little helper. i could touch it, but couldn’t feel it.
santa’s little b-tch who follows his fat -ss around and kisses it
santa: hey, you. kiss my ring, b-tch. i’m santa clause, b-tch (saying like rick james)
santa’s little helper: yes, oh great one. would you also like a bl-wj-b?
santa: nah, not tonight. but get me my 40.
when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a h-rny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of h-rny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the -sshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own d-ck and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his -ss til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in sh-t, blood, and/or s-m-n across the windshield “kkk you can suck my bl–dy b-tthole”
whoa dont santas little helper me
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