Santasia
the most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. a santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. her catch phrases may include: “i don’t know!” (emphasis on the “t.”), “shut up, i hate you!! (:,” “whathuhfuhh??” and “you b-tt-licker!” she’s downright crazy. she is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-sk-nk in the locker room that one time who used to date dylan hallagan. oh, she also lovesss tod, and taking p-sses in people named jeremy’s bushes with people named hannah, while jeremy watches.
girl: omigod did you see what santasia did?
guy: yeah she just took her top off! i love her!
girl: how can you love her and not meeeee?
guy: santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger b–bs. (:
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