Santino Marella


is currently (2008) wrestling on the raw brand of the wwe roster he contains one of the most humorous gimmicks (acts) in pro wrestling history as an italian sterotype.
you son a ma gun,
these are the bottom lines
cause ykj was saying so
(wwe fans will pick that one up)

santino marella: is currently (2008) wrestling on the raw brand of the wwe roster he contains one of the most humorous gimmicks (acts) in pro wrestling history as an italian sterotype.
wrestler who beat umaga for wwe intercontail belt the first match ever on wwe tv, he dated wwe diva maria(on wwe tv only) and is a cl-ss act and great guy to meet, funnest guy ever in wwe now

also got slapped by jim cornette for laughing at booegyman, hes one of a dozen+ guys to hold ovw tv belt
santino marella beat umaga first match ever in wwe thanks to lashley(former ecw champion)
a wwe wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. his gimmick is that he is a loveable italian. but other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. he is a blackhole in the raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. any real wwe fans who are of italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. he won the intercontinental championship at milan, italy (on raw) through the help of a miracle. that is also part of his gimmick. he is the “milan miarcle.” and lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (umaga was disqualified because he wouldn’t stop hitting santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two sh-ts about him winning. the match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when umaga gave courageous santino a somoan spike. the crowd chanted “one more time! one more time! one more time!”
santino marella has been argued to be the next john cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.

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