Santorum Rally
1. a shocking s-x act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.
2. specific s-x acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. to santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
“i went all the way with him,” he said. i shuddered and looked down; i couldn’t believe my ears. “i mean, when i say ‘all the way,’ i mean all– the– way,” he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though i wouldn’t know what he was talking about if i missed the “the”. i just couldn’t bear the thought of the two of them together. paul, my paul. it just wasn’t right. “yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night.”
“i get it!” i snapped, and even simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
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