santorum

the sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and -j-c-l-t- that leaks out of the receiving partner’s -n-s after a session of -n-l intercourse. named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator rick santorum because of his h-m-phobic political statements.
“that move was about as slick as santorum!”
1. that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of -n-l s-x.

2. senator rick santorum (r-pa)
as his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended -sshole like melted mocha frappuccino. he told me that he loved me. it was only then that i realized the man i’d sodomized in a pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than senator rick santorum (r-pa). i felt dirty.
1) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of -n-l s-x.

2) anything resembling this.
1) we like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)a bartender came up with a drink called the santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
1: a foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and s-m-n that dribbles from a male partner’s raw, tumescent -n-s after sodomy and dribbles down his t-st-cl-s like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, h-m-phobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the christian right.

3. last name of u.s. senator from pennsylvania who former nebraska senator bob kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who president sh-t-for-brains referred to as “inclusive.”
upon entering the darkened room, i noticed reverend falwell’s eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. it was all he could do after taking it in the -ss by rick santorum.
as defined by s-x coulumnist dan savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of -n-l intercourse.

(from: sen. rick sanctorum: r-pensylvania)
baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again….
1. a closet case who will help keep theocracy in power in the usa and spread the crusade worldwide.

2. a mixture of feces, ky and pretty boy closet case huckster drool.
there are two theocracies left in the world: iran and the usa. christofascists unite! h-m- s-x is abomination in bible — immediately before the next “abomination,” touching the skin of a dead pig. down with f-gs and down with the superbowl! vote santorum!
term coined by san francisco columnist dan savage for the “frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter resulting from -n-l intercourse.”
it’s a wonder that rick santorum hasn’t sued dan savage for making up the term “santorum” – but he probably doesn’t want the kind of publicity that would result.

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