Santorum’s Law
a rule that states if you aren’t being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren’t trying hard enough.
you :man, i told this lady i was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
friend: santorum’s law, man.
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