Santosaurous


one of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. it’s father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had s-x with the earth. his seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a santosaurous. it currently roams the earth having s-x with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.
holy cr-p ted i saw a santosaurous today and it was totally f-cking this stop sign! his father must’ve been a great man…

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