SAOK
snotted all over keyboard
when you read or see something on the internet and are taken by surprise by its humor, laughing out loud (lol) spontaneously, blowing snot out of your nose, ideally, but not necessarily, all over your keyboard.
bj: hillary is such an evil person. lol.
snowman: yes, we know that & know how you feel. you keep saying that. sounds like some unrequited mommy issues to me. you’re such a loltard.
cd: saok!
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