sap-rant


the act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
friend 1: “dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but i love you more than an electric toothbrush up my -ss.”

friend 2: “bro, you’re emotionally ravishing. i love colgate. lets go get sushi.”

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