Sarah hawkins
transs-xual. mrs cigo with big black p-n-s. holden poon. embodiement of a serious computer fetish
hard drive- sarah hawkins
‘look its sarah hawkins’ josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. his girlfriend trails behind him quiet. josh then turns on the computer . the skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours p-ss and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. the first date is over. and josh looks at the blank screen, the manga p-rn comes on…..sat-rday night success.
velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon p-rn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety…..
#velma 2014
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