Sarah Jessica Parker Effect
when an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemus-m-nt of heteros-xual males.
jim: man, i just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. she claimed that she was hot, but when i sat down, all i saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.
johnny: you’re a victim of the sarah jessica parker effect.
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