sarah jessica parker


an actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
brian: the fcc are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
peter: what the h-ll? they let sarah jessica parker’s face on tv and she looks like a foot.
the opposite of an attractive female.
” i hate to say this but you’re ugly…..sarah jessica parker ugly, sorry ”
a wh-r- who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic b-tches who obssess over getting some d-ck and are highly unstable.
christina aguilera
madonna
(1) one of the ugliest woman ever to walk the face of this earth.
no talent actress who had to spread her legs on many casting couches before she shot to fame playing a vile loose wh-r- in the show “s-x in the city”
since that shops demise has made an eager living on poorly made roamntic comedies, where she still plays wh-r-s.

(2) any woman who thinks she’s all that when in reality she’s nothing but a tramp with a loose hole.
did you see candy at faces she was such a sarah jessica parker
an ugly b-tch who desperately needs a nose job.
that ugly b-tch sarah jessica parker is on that show s-x in the city which is a stupid show.
see dee snider. vocalist for twisted sister.
if you type in dee snider in google, sarah jessica parker’s image appears.
a cougar with a propensity to be a dirty wh-r- with no ability to be s-xually attractive besides her cheeks which look like they’re permanently giving bj’s. it resembles a cross between a bad s-x change and a horse.
s-x change really turned him urr her into a sarah jessica parker.

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