perfection! she’s amazing!
wow sarah vang!!!
- choade chanclas
the smallest condom available to purchase dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
- ching chong ching
racist comment some stupid gurl said at a chinese take away father:”i’ll have…” daughter:”ching chong ching” father:”i am really sorry.” daughter:” no dad that’s how they speak.”
when u use some nasty old orangey cuc*mber from ur fridge and use it to m*st*rb*t* and get an infection doctor – what did u do milly- i used a trumpd*ld*… doctor- take her to the emercency room asap!!! when u use some nasty old orangey cuc*mber from ur fridge and use it to m*st*rb*t* […]
- michigan ham sandwich
a disgusting yet extremely arousing s*x act in which an individual places slices of ham between their b*ttcheeks and has their s*xual partner eat all of the ham. for it to be a true michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks. alt: michigan ham sandwich on pumpernickel […]